Freud and I would be BFF's!

Because i am a bitch
watching you struggle to fit into your clothes from last semester
is the closest i get to going to the movies
so i will play lady gaga
and watch you stare at yourself, and struggle
while i manage to find my pants becoming baggy
and the extra large shirts from the gap
are a bit too big.
because im a bitch
i am going to laugh at you
because you are the dumbest, craziest, most DISGUSTING person i have ever met
i mean im really just studying your behavior.
Sigmund Freud would LOVE to be here with me.
Oh the things we could talk about…
The reason you eat like a fucking starved animal
why you are so fucking self centered.
why you blame everyone else for your problems
why you are so neurotic.
We could write a book.
but no one would buy it
want to know why?
you only do this shit
because
YOU ARE A SPOILED BRAT!
FUCKING SPOILED!
You ahe never had to do anything right because your parents didnt give a shit.
THERE!
HAHAHA!
Freud wouldn't agree, but i think he would be proud with my diagnosis.