etiquette is a necessity not an option.

please.
PLEASE
just use manners

sometimes
it kills me
when you sneeze
and dont cover your mouth
when you sniffle instead of just blowing your nose
when you slurp your soda and soup
when you cram food in your mouth in a way that makes you look like you are unhinging your jaw.

i know i am not the most well mannered person
i fucking know that

but at least i dont talk about useless shit
i dont pretend to know what i am talking about when i dont

i am pretentious.
but i am not so pretentious and pompous that i cant admit failure
or that life sucks

SO STOP FUCKING BITING YOUR NAILS
AND SMACKING YOUR LIPS
AND LAUGHING INAPPROPRIATELY LOUD
AND CHEWING YOUR GUM LIKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING COW EATING GRASS

i may pull a chicago... "i swear if you POP that gum ONE MORE TIME...."

so please keep in mind
manners are everything unless you are alone
and even then, you should use them

because you are disgusting
etiquette is a necessity not an option.